Friday, September 12, 2008

Iowahawk: Wile E. Reporter

Iowahawk regales us with the tale of Wile E. Reporter

I really have to hand it to you this time, Wile E., you brilliant telegenic devil! After I close these Troopergates, that pesky pentacostal Palin will be trapped helplessly in Scandal Canyon... and buried beneath an avalanche of outrage! While I collect my Pulitzer! Bwahahaha!

Say, what's in this evidence box?

TASE
ooof!

TASE
ow!

TASE
yipes!

SLAMMMM
rummmmbbbllle

AVALANNNNNNNCHHHHHHE

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Sarah Palin (Hockimomus Alaskus)
I have come to give myself up for an interview on account of I cannot fight no more against such genius.

Just go read the whole thing.

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