The Arab World Loves Us Now

This came into the tip line, and boy am I glad it did!

Dear Friend,

Good day to you I got your contact from a Business Directory, and I decided to contact you directly for the sake of business.
I am Mr.Kazim Obaid Kazim,the Credit Officer with a reputable bank here in U. A. E.I am sending you this mail because I want us to carry out a business
transaction of ($9.5million)together in my bank.


Regard's
Mr.Kazim Obaid Kazim,

I'm really glad that we now have a President who is liked and respected abroad. Back when George W. Bush was in office, do you think a reputable bank in the Emirates would have any interest at all doing business with the likes of us? I'm a Zionist Christian, after all. But now, with Obama, all things are possible. This is really change we can believe in!

Can I get an Amen?

My friends, are you tired? Do you hate to get up in the morning to face another day of Congressional stupidity? Has your 401(k) got up and left? Is that what's bothering you Bunkie?

Well rejoice Dear Hearts! Reverent Jimmy has just the thing to brighten your day...

Rahm Emmanuel's Apartment...

Okay - as a 'gotcha' story, I think this one is pretty weak - especially considering the Rahm-stories they could be focusing on...

"Rahm Emanuel Lives in Illegal Apartment"

It's apparently about a zoning issue, and whether the 'apartment' is legally "allowed" to be rented in the first place - blah, blah, blah - he's the renter, so it's not his responsibility to check the 'zoning' before he signs a lease - it's the owner's responsibility.

But...

I have to admit that when I put together:

- Rahm Emmanuel...

- Living in someone's basement...

- where he's not supposed to be...

The movie in my head (starring homeowners John & Marsha) is pretty funny.

Marsha: "Did you hear that? There it was again..."

John: "It's nothing - probably just the pipes."

Marsha: "I don't think so - please go down and check it out!"

John: Oh, fer the luvva...Okay, here I go... There, see? There's nothi-HOLY SHIT!!!

Marsha: OhMyGodJohn! What! What's down there?!?

John: It...it's the White House Chief of Staff!! Marsha, get me a broom or something!

Marsha: Oh John, be careful!


Yeah, I know - sick and wrong...

- MuscleDaddy