I hereby declare March 23 as Punch A Hippie In The Nuts Day.
All you have to do to celebrate it is find a hippie, ask him how he feels about the military, and if he says anything other than “I love it because those guys make it possible for me to be a worthless hippie”, punch him right in the nuts.
Be sure to mark your calendars for next year.
Sorry, I refuse to believe that there's only one day a year when you can do this. Every day is that day.
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